'Father Richard Simmons Exorcise Gym - Renee Alper'

Posted Jan 22, 2022

'Music and Lyrics by Renee Alper backing vocals Marc and Vicki McClure  There are many great evangelists on your TV today Jimmy Swaggart, Oral Roberts and Dear Jim and Tammy Faye But the one I love the most who takes my breath away is not from any church and yet he makes the sinner pay  When his words inspire me my heart beats like a drum He frees me of sins of the flesh and helps me overcome Yield not to temptation or you will pray the price To rid unwanted evil just follow my advice  Go down to Father Richard Simmons Exorcise Gym and really feel the burn He’ll work the Devil right out of ya’ with every twist and turn To start to look like heaven and be reborn as well Then you’ve got to sacrifice yourself and really sweat like hell  Go down to Father Richard Simmons Exorcise Gym and he can show you how To transubstantiate yourself to a Goddess from a cow  So Exorcise that soul within you and let there be no doubt That inside every fat person is a thin one tryin’ to get out Inside every fat person is a thin one tryin’ to get out' 

Tags: comedy , parody , greg alper , renee alper

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